Quotes

This is a page of cool quotes, inspiring quotes, or funny quotes that can come from anywhere.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it really fall?

God works in a way that always gives us something to thank Him for and something to trust Him with.

When you are down to nothing, God is up to something.

These are quotes that I have heard from my friends or seen around:

• Brian:

“Wait… You get a discount on Ramen noodles??? Isn’t that like a negative number?”

• Anna:

bucket is dull. but pail brings the object to life!!!

• Sign From Kitchen Kettle Village

Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no ‘p’ in it. Please keep it that way.

• Colleen:

There are entirely too many people in this world who know how to make explosives.

• Chelsea:

Do you still need a tissue?

(I know this isn’t funny in itself, but the best part was… I never asked for a tissue. She just woke up and blurted it out.)

• Chelsea:

I didn’t know you before I met you.

• Eric: Yeah, I do most of the laundry around the house.

Tyler: “What’s the point of being married?”

• Jordan:

I don’t like seeing fat or ugly people carrying Victoria’s Secret bags because I start to visualize.

• Colleen:

I think back massages are the way God talks to us.

• Eric
  • “I’ve never bought lingerie…  that’s like picking out the wrapping paper for your own birthday present.”

more coming soon….