Selectively Accurate

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

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So I think I’m going to start a new section and see how it goes.  I’m going to call it question of the day.  And it’s usually going to be something semi-profound.  Or… ya know… just downright stupid.  Beginning with:

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

I’m looking for the best answer to that question.  If you think you’ve got it, leave a comment (You don’t need to sign up or anything… just post.)  Remember, it’s a profound question, it deserves a profound answer.