I recently listened to a comedian named Demetri Martin. Don’t ask me how he does it, but he is not like a normal comedian that tells funny stories. His jokes are strictly one liners that are extremely random and have nothing to do with the previous or next joke. For example:
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I thought… ‘Dang it, I’m less nurturing than a desert.’
If i ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would probably just start yelling out letters.
This summer at a party I learned that there is a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick birthday candles. (Firefighter: “Alright boys we’re all done here… OH COME ON!”)
Anyway, I thought he was funny.