Curtis's Blog

I recently listened to a comedian named Demetri Martin. Don’t ask me how he does it, but he is not like a normal comedian that tells funny stories. His jokes are strictly one liners that are extremely random and have nothing to do with the previous or next joke. For example:

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I thought… ‘Dang it, I’m less nurturing than a desert.’

If i ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would probably just start yelling out letters.

This summer at a party I learned that there is a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

I think they named oranges before they named carrots.

I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick birthday candles. (Firefighter: “Alright boys we’re all done here… OH COME ON!”)

Anyway, I thought he was funny.