The World From My Point Of View
I’m not really all that into video games, but my brother showed me this preview last night. Oh my. This looks insane. Just watching this video makes me feel old. Cause as much fun as the game looks, I don’t think I could handle it. I would get lost. I miss the good old days of Mario and Duck Hunt.
I may have stolen this picture from Naomi’s facebook profile. However, I think I can justify it as she got it from an email. So anyway, this is pretty creative and pretty hilarious actually. I’m not sure if pumpkins can be indecently exposed, but I suppose if they could, this is what it would look like. One question though, whatever happened to the age old pumpkin carving?
I recently listened to a comedian named Demetri Martin. Don’t ask me how he does it, but he is not like a normal comedian that tells funny stories. His jokes are strictly one liners that are extremely random and have nothing to do with the previous or next joke. For example:
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I thought… ‘Dang it, I’m less nurturing than a desert.’
If i ever saw an amputee being hanged, I would probably just start yelling out letters.
This summer at a party I learned that there is a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.
I think they named oranges before they named carrots.
I think a bad place for a fire would be the factory where they make those trick birthday candles. (Firefighter: “Alright boys we’re all done here… OH COME ON!”)
Anyway, I thought he was funny.