No really, she can. You put your hand up and say, “High five, Reece” and she throws her little paw up in the air to meet yours. I used a fair amount of treats to teach her how to do this so consequently, she thinks that every time she puts her paw up she is [...]
I’m writing this for two reasons: 1) I’m bored at work and I wanted to show you all what I see on a daily basis. And 2) I’m playing with our store’s iPhone and there is an app that integrates nicely with my blog. Makes me wish I had an iPhone… Oh wait… Mine is [...]
Dear Wal-Mart,
In all of your vastness and hugemongousness (that’s right, hugemongousness), you are, in theory, one of the greatest department stores ever created. At least, that’s what most people would say. I, on the other hand, am going to tell you why you suck. Don’t get me wrong, Wal-Mart is no doubt convenient. Where else [...]
Happy Birthday, Amanda! You will probably get this on your blackberry later today. (coughnerdcough) Just kidding. So, you’re in the big double digits now? How does that feel? Anywho, enjoy 20!
Your Big Bro
(special thanks to gizzypooh for the photo)
Welcome to the 34th annual Where’s Waldo (Penguin edition). You really can’t look at this without saying, “Wow, that’s a lot of penguins.” Cause really, it’s a lot of stinkin penguins.
I just found this poem that I wrote when I was in fifth grade and I thought I would share. It was published in the 1997 edition of the Anthology of Poetry by Young Americans.
Money does not grow on trees…
Well that’s what everybody says to me.
I don’t believe it, that can’t be,
Money has to [...]
Do I even really have to say anything? I mean… come on.