She makes me sooo happy. I can’t think about her without smiling… I can’t stop thinking about her. Nevertheless, I really can’t stop smiling….
She knows who she is.
Dear Wal-Mart,
In all of your vastness and hugemongousness (that’s right, hugemongousness), you are, in theory, one of the greatest department stores ever created. At least, that’s what most people would say. I, on the other hand, am going to tell you why you suck. Don’t get me wrong, Wal-Mart is no doubt convenient. Where else [...]